“we can not,” we said. “I have actually a cool.”
In spite of how much we said no they said yes, and additionally they could have taken my pants down and shoved my ass out (they certainly were therefore drunk and high), as well as the dangerous component about this is whenever you might be going sixty-five kilometers an hour or so and a number of drunk dudes want to get the butt out of the screen, you’ll come out and perish or go into an accident and also have to perish along with your pants down and now have people laugh at you for your whole lifeand also laugh louder when you’ve got a vagina! Therefore I said I would personally do so then. In addition to every thing terrible that had occurred, Steve’s relative stated, “Why cannot we moon the drive-in screen during the Burger King?”
Everyone during that had been the coolest thing they have you ever heard, and now we switched around and headed straight back for the Burger King. A fortunate note had been over with that it gave me time to figure out how to put my ass out without revealing my sister’s underpants or the vagina and also to get my pants ready so that I could do it quietly and get it. Except everything got fucked up because Dan had been too busy attempting to view and never busy sufficient driving, in which he crashed in to the Burger King and I also travelled forward in to the front chair and we hit my at once the ashtray. We knew I happened to be in trouble I was flashing because I could see four faces staring at the beaver. Continue reading “Ass Patrol is similar as mooning, and mooning is hanging your ass away from a car or truck screen, and I could not hang my ass from the screen because (a) I happened to be putting on my cousin’s underpants, and b that is( the vagina had been appropriate in the front of my ass. “It really is your change, Larry,” Dan stated. “Flash flesh.””